Wow
I can’t believe y'all are all still here. It’s like I never left.
Its called FASHION, look it up.
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Nobody ever explain this to me. It is perfect as it is.
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I tell my students, ‘When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game.’
—Toni Morrison (via thisislove)
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SKY MALL IS A LESSON IN THE CULTURAL SOPHISTRY OF THE RULING CLASS FOR AN UPWARDLY ASPIRING BOURGEOISE. OR A FUN GAME FOR A BORED MIDDLING BOURGEOISE. OR ANGER PORN FOR THE BLEEDING HEART BOURGEOISE IN DENIAL. OR SADNESS PORN FOR THE RESIGNED, DEFEATED BOURGEOISE. OR A COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY DISTRACTION.
ONLY 5% OF THE WORLD’S POPULATION HAS FLOWN IN AN AIRPLANE.
TELEPATHY IS THE ONLY SUSTAINABLE WAY TO PUBLISH.
WHAT IF BOOKS NOT BOMBS AND FOOD NOT BOMBS GOT TOGETHER AND WERE JUST “NOT BOMBS”?
WHEN YOU WATCH LAW & ORDER, LAW & ORDER WATCHES YOU TOO.
“IF YOU CAN’T BEAT ‘EM, JOIN ‘EM” IS A TERRIFYING IDEA.
THE LIBERACE MUSEUM IN LAS VEGAS USED TO BE A BANK.
CLASSIC WESTERN PHILOSOPHY IS SLAVEOWNERS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
IF YOU’RE USING A FRENCH WORD TO DESCRIBE IT, IT CAN’T BE ALL THAT “AVANT GARDE” NOW, CAN IT?
LANGUAGE: CRUEL JOKE OR FUNNY JOKE?
LOVE: BOURGEOISE PARLOR GAME? REVOLUTIONARY WEAPON? COSMIC MYSTERY? REGULAR THING THAT HAPPENS?
SUFFERING IS THE MILK OF THE AMERICAN DREAM. YOU CAN GET IT FOR FREE, WHY BUY THE COW?
THERE ARE MORE AMERICAN BLACK MEN IN JAIL TODAY THAN THERE WERE SLAVES IN THE ANTEBELLUM AMERICAN SOUTH.
COUNTRY MUSIC GROUP LADY ANTEBELLUM HAS WON SEVEN GRAMMYS.
MUSIC IS A TRICK, DON’T LISTEN TO IT.
IF I’M ON AN AIRPLANE WITH (X AMOUNT) DOLLARS WORTH OF FUEL IN IT, TRAVELING (Y AMOUNT) MILES, HOW MUCH MONEY DID MY 7TH GRADE MATH TEACHER MAKE IN A YEAR?
OUR JEALOUSY IS THE NUMBER ONE KILLER OF DOLPHINS.
EVERYTHING LIVES. LOVE IS UNIVERSAL.
-Victor “Kool A.D.” Vazquez, Joke Book
Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
—Male Novelist Jokes (via The Toast)
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mvcr:
“Signed, sealed, delivered.”Girl Maces Dude For Being Rude (by RuthlessTelevison)
I love it
i still stand by this video
Bruh………..
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One of my favorite poems ever.Albert Goldbarth, “The Sciences Sing a Lullaby”
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“What subgenre of Horror movie do you believe you would have the best chances of surviving, and why? i.e. Slasher, Ghost/Demonic, Zombie, Vampire, etc.” (from danielfelts)
Honestly, I don’t think I’d do very well in a horror movie. I am out of shape and chronically uncoordinated. I am easily frightened, seduced, agitated, manipulated, and deceived. That being said, victims in slasher movies tend to die after making really stupid mistakes like running up stairs or back into clearly hostile environments, mistakes which seem easily avoided (though who am I to say I’d have the presence of mind to know better in such a situation). In one of these movies I might make a decent Survivor Girl, getting through not out of prowess or strength but rather because I’ve managed to endear myself to a monster.